Yeeeha, new memvey! XD


First, select your ten fictional characters (from any medium) by whichever method you like best. Then answer the questions below.

1. Tigerstar from Warriors!
2. Jaffar from FE7!
3. Nick from, well, the Pokemon Journal!
4. Beka Cooper from Tamora Pierce's universe!
5. Orange Mushroom from MapleStory!
6. Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter and [insert object of choice here]!
7. Shylock from The Merchant of Venice!
8. Shirion from Wil/T/Absol Master's OtDotS!
9. Lily from the Six Sacred Stones/Seven Ancient Wonders/etc!
10. Corrie Swanson from Still Life with Crows!

1. Divide the list up by even and odd. Which group of five would make a better Five Man Band (like a Power Rangers team)? Who would you slot in each position: Leader, Lancer (second-in-command), Big Guy, Smart Guy, The Chick? If you think the team would be improved by swapping one character between the even and odd groups, which ones would you switch?

Odd:

Tigerstar - Leader (... LIKE LITERALLY LOL)
Nick - Lancer (I can see him fighting Tigerstar for controls...)
Orange Mushroom - The Chick (No one said anything anout her gender... XD)
Shylock - Big Guy (Erm... He's, well, bigger than EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS TEAM)
Lily - Smart Guy/Girl (Anyone who can speak Thoth has got to be smart)

Even:

Jaffar - Big Guy (HmmmmMMMMMMmmm...)
Beka Cooper - Smart Guy/Girl (O:)
Lucius Malfoy - Lancer (LOL)
Shirion - Leader (He's boring enough)
Corrie - The Chick (Sigh... She wouldn't agree.)


I am inclined to go with Even. They've got, say, this Mr. Silent Assassin, Ms. Police Officer, Mr. Magic User, Mr. Boring -- oops, meant to say Mr. Dark-Knight-Wannabe, and Ms. Detective with Friends in High Places. They'll kick the butt of Odd Team, which is consisted of, what, one cat, fungus, gecko, loanshark and little girl?

I would like to switch Lily for Lucius Malfoy -- some more brain power would be great.



2. Gender-swap 2, 8 & 10. Which character would have the most change in their story arc? Which the least? Would any of these characters have to have a complete personality change to be believable as the opposite sex?

*CHOKEGASP*

Jaffar: UMMMMMMMM maybe, JUST MAYBE, Matthew can fall in love with him/her or something! No more of this revenge shit, just happy lovemaking amongst assassins! XDD

*Dives for cover behind sofa*

Seriously though, I don't think much will change... Nino would have to be a boy and Erk has one less choice, but that's all -- she even has a boy's name to begin with!


Shirion: Ms. Boring! S/he would become a sister to -- wait, I better shut up now. A few pairings will have to change, Rhino will become female, maybe the plotline will self-destruct or maybe it won't.


Corrie: S/he would still be a punk with great problem solving skills and Friends in High Places, but I wouldn't like her as much...



3. Compare the matchups of 1 & 8 and 5 & 9. (Ignore canon sexual preferences for the moment.) Which couple would be more compatible? Which couple would be more plausible to people from either principal's home culture?

RIIIIIIGHT.

I... guess... 1 & 8? At least both are, uh, MAMMALIAN in nature... Whereas 5 & 9 takes place between a primate and a fungus. *Twitches*

Maybe, after the previous question, things will be better for 1 & 8. XD



4. Your team is 3, 4 & 9. The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?

!!

Social challenge would be Nick, I guess. He might be able to sweet-talk us out of a situation.

Lily for the mental one -- she IS clever.

Beka will have to end up with the physical one. She can fight, I know, so that might be okay.



5. 7 becomes 1's boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?

Ohoho! Devilish plans unveil themselves as the Jewish moneylender and his feline associate wreak terror amongst Antonios and Firestars.

Seriously though, Shylock bossing Tigerstar around? Not going to work.



6. 2 finds him/her/itself inserted into 6's continuity. As far as anyone other than 2 or 6 is concerned, they've always been there. What role would 2 be presumed to have had in 6's story, and could they fit in without going wonky?

Jaffar joins The Dark Side (not for the cookies, mind you) as a Death Eater and proceeds to assassinate Harry Potter. The end. The world as we know it is gone.



7. 3 and 5 get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make?

Nick manages to convince Orange Mushroom that she didn't really want the wishes after all. Then, he puts forth: A) No more BG and his allies. B) A lifetime's supply of chocolates. C) Mind control over everyone else who does this meme so that he can put himself in the same position as now.



8. 1 and 2 are brainwashed by a one-time artifact that works even on people immune to mind control to attack and kill 4. They keep their normal personality, skills and competence level, except any Code vs. Killing has been turned off. Can 4 survive? How?

Beka Cooper... Tough one. I think Pounce can sufficiently dispatch Tigerstar without being much worse for wear, though Jaffar? He has the skills, no doubt, but she's a Dog who can seriously fight. And she has friends...

Might work.



9. 6, 7, 9 & 10 must help an orphanage full of small and depressed children have a merry Christmas. Who does what, knowing that at the very least the kids will be expecting a visit from Santa?

Lucius Malfoy would not come in handy here, except maybe reminisce with Voldemort about orphanages when he goes back. He could act as an, uh, angel or something with that long blonde hair. Yeah, he could show off his hair.

Shylock may or may not help out. How about dressing up as Santa with that beard and writing one bond for each wish granted?

Lily will... read them stories in Thoth?

Corrie will show off her piercings collection and narrate her adventures in the Kaverns with Pendergast and etc.



10. 3 and 8 are challenged to circumnavigate the Earth in eighty days or less, using only forms of transportation invented before 1900. Can they do it, or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests or their own personality conflicts?

Hah! Shirion probably could do it -- the Earth, in his case, consists of Vic, Ossyria and a few other places. Easy to do, except there's a pesky King in the way...

Has Ash been invented before 1900? If affirmative, he would hitch a ride with them and make me watch all the episodes in 80 days or less. XD



Tagging ANYONE WHO READS THIS LOL

SURVEY/MEME

OHOHO more "surveys"!


The boy side
[ ] You love hoodies (Too hot to wear, IMO...)
[ ] You love jeans (Not comfortable. At all. I prefer long pants.)
[/] Dogs are better than cats (SQUAMATES FTW)
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt (slapstick humour? YES PLZ)
[x] You've played with boys on a team
[x] Shopping is torture
[ ] Sad movies suck
[ ] You own a XBOX
[X] You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter
[ ] You own a DS PS2 or SEGA (No chance, I guess. D:)
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] You watch sports on TV
[x] Gory movies are cool
[x] Sometimes you go to your dad for advice
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball hats
[x] You used to/do collect pokemon (... You mean you had no idea??)
[x] Baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours
[ ] Sports are fun
[x] You sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] You sleep at night with your socks on
[x] You have fished at least once

Total: 12

The girl side
[ ] You like to shop
[ ] You wear eyeliner
[ ] You wear the color pink
[x] Sometimes you go to your mum for advice
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] You hate wearing all black
[ ] You like going to the mall
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] You like wearing jewelery
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook (haven't watched it.)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies
[ ] You've seen Star Wars and didn't like it some of it
[ ] You do/did gymnastics (Sec 1 module not counted)
[ ] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[x] You smile a lot more than you should
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] You care about what you look like most of the time
[ ] You like wearing dresses whenever you can
[ ] You like dancing/do dancing
[ ] You like heels
[ ] You used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] You like putting makeup on others
[ ] You like being the star of almost everything
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours

Total: 2


LOL


1. How many months are there until your birthday?

About 11 more. D:

2. Have you gotten gum stuck in your hair?

No.

3.When was the last time you got straight A’s?

Eh? Dunno. What's that?

4. Where is your sister/brother right now?

Eating dinner/trying not to eat dinner

5. Is your handwriting large, tiny, or pretty normal?

Normal?

6. Are you currently listening to a song?

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

7. Do you have a cell phone?

Yes, but it's, well, whereabouts unknown. XD

8. Do you own any kind of yellow clothing?

Yes.

9. What do you hate about the opposite sex?

Dunno.

10. How many piercings do you have?

None.

11. What time is it?

6:12 PM.

12.What color are your eyes?

Black.

13. How are you today?

Worried about NPCC Sea camp. I can't envision myself there. I'm not a campy, or "CCA bonding"-y, or seniory person.

14. How long does it take you to shower?

5 mins or something if I want to be quick, up to 15 mins if I don't. Ahh, warm water on cold nights...

15. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?

Yeah.

16. What jewelery do you wear all the time?

*Looks about self* None?

17. What would you say if your doc. told you were pregnant?

Can't be. Unless I reproduced asexually. (Am I budding? Or undergoing binary fission?)

18.Do you believe in aliens?

Yeah. There's got to be life-forms out there.

19. Any siblings?

NOW you think to ask it? Didn't you just ask me what my fellow litter-mate was doing? TSK.

20. What are you doing tomorrow?

A) In NPCC Sea camp. B) Skipping it due to parental DISconsent.

21. Tell me a story about a scar you have.

UH OKAY. There's this weird scar resulting from a vaccination. LOL. And another one which came from me accidentally stabbing myself with a mechanical pencil. LOLOL.

22. What color are your socks?

White, as the school prescribes.

23. How long is your hair?

I dunno. Somewhere around mid-back?

24. What school do you go to?

*Runs away*

25. What are you allergic to?

Nothing, I think. Except my nose is allergic to dust and I'm psychologically allergic to milk and milk products...

26. Can others make you cry easily?

Sort of? *Has no idea, really*

27. Whose house did you last go to?

The library's house. XD

28. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?

From my grandma in China.

29. Who is your best friend?

Will you accept around 5 best friends?

30. Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?

I HAVE NO IDEA AND I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT MAY PERTAIN TO THE DREADED CAMP.

31. What are your favorite color(s)?

Turquoise, deep purple, silver, black, white, uh...

32. Do you know anyone who lives in another state?

Like, in a gaseous state or something?

33. Are you easily confused?

Yeah?

34. Who have you talked on phone today?

Nobody.

35. How has the past week been?

Sleepy. Eh, wait, Colugo-y.

36. Do you like anyone at the moment?

Define "like". The non-hormonal-induced state of affection, or otherwise?

37.What made you happy today?

Let's see. Almost absolutely nothing. Oh, wait, I got to finish watching Lethal Weapon 4. LOLOLOLOL at Leo Getz.

38.Do you like thunderstorms?

YES

39. Do you watch Hannah Montana?

NO


Okay, that concludes this post. YAWN~