... The Googlememe

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



1. Google "[your name] needs":

"We swam for abit before Hui Ting needs to leave. Sher sent her off to the taxi stand and we got back to our seats where to talk cock and all. ..."


2. Google "[your name] looks like":

"hahaha, troblesome dae, today did many stuff with My seniors in school, today's training is fun, but too bad, Hui Ting, looks like a deadly tiger who will ..."

ERM.

... Rahr?


3. Google "[your name] likes":

"PEOPLE SHEENA LIM HUI TING LIKES TO BULLY HER JUNIOR HERE ! ROOOARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS ! yesterday is such a unlucky day for me !!!! argghhh ! ..."

Not me not me not me...


4. Google "[your name] says":

"13 Nov 2006 ... 2.hui ting says to make the headers more colourful(: and i could only fufill point two cos im a sucker at patterns. ..."


5. Google "[your name] wants":

"hui ting wants to serenade a piano piece to her guy.. ezuin wants a candlelit dinner at the roof get what i mean? for me i wanna have a dinner wit my ..."

I do?

I'm not Guy?

I want to serenade to myself?


6. Google "[your name] does":

"can u imagine if my mom did not wake me up and if hui ting does not call me anymore, i would not have managed to pass up my work and there goes my marks for ..."

... Boring!


7. Google "[your name] hates":

"Even Hui Ting hates pizza so its ok for me to hate pizza :) Yesterday was the SYF choral presentation. And we did fine! Whee! I hate make-up BTW. ..."

WHY IS IT THAT SINGAPOREANS CANNOT COMPREHEND GRAMMAR AND SENTENCE STRUCTURE???! I just realised that almost every single result has a) no capitalisation b) no punctutation c) abbreviations/1337 or d) an obvious lack of brain cells on the author's part.


8. Google "[your name] can":

"In Leslie's words, "My relationship with Hui Ting can be described as a LOVE-HATE relationship. I get very annoyed by her sometimes, but more often than not ..."

...

I refrain from commenting.


9. Google " and [your name] goes":

No results.


10. Google "[your name] is":

"Hui Ting is on Facebook. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected. Millions of people use Facebook everyday to ..."

*Stands on Facebook*



Conclusion: I WANT MATT'S NAME.